It's great when someone gets so upset over something online, whether it be a messageboard post or an Instagram comment, that they have to resort to the time-honored cliché of "He wouldn't have said that to my FACE!" Well, duh. That's the ENTIRE POINT of saying things online. Cowardly? I suppose. But for getting under someone's skin with no risk of physical violence, nothing beats the Internet. Go ahead, tell Rick Ross to put a goddamn shirt on already. What's he gonna do? (Hopefully put a shirt on.)