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First off, it's cool enough to have all 10 seasons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the greatest Saturday morning cartoon ever) at your disposal. With this diesel box set in one's possession, one can relive their childhood while watching Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo devour pizza and kick the shit out of Shredder and his foot soldier cronies.

But here's the real kicker: Check out that sweet toy car. It's the best way to travel back in time to the days when your pee-pee first reacted to Ms. April O'Neill. Yes, 'twas a time of important self-discovery.