Author: Colleen Faulkner
Publisher: Silhouette
Promotional synopsis: "...Career-girl Elise Montgomery turned to The Husband Finder, a trendy guidebook, to locate [a husband]. Only, according to the manual, her choice—sexy farmer Zane Keaton—was definitely Mr. Wrong!"

We've noticed that romance novels feature very few "unsexy farmers." When we asked our female staffers from the boondocks, however, they assured us that there were plenty of non-sexy farmers out there. That being said, we are down with any book in which the antagonist is a husband-finding manual.