25 Confusing Sex Toys

Not since seventh grade health class has sex raised so many questions: 25 Confusing Sex Toys.

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The Internet, for all its faults, proves to be a useful tool when you need reassurance there are plenty of people out there far weirder than you. There are kinks and fetishes strewn across the web like a strange rainbow, and many of the colors are not even discernible.

Sex toys used to come in a predictable variety of shapes with easily perceptible purposes, but not anymore. Not since seventh grade health class has sex raised so many questions: 25 Confusing Sex Toys.

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Everything is illuminated

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Insert Monica Lewinsky joke here

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Don't honk the horn

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Designed to feel remarkably like the real thing

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I am Iron Man

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Solar-powered pleasure

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Just add hot water

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Get pumped?

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Fantastic Mr. Fox

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So discrete

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A new twist on a French maid

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Needs more facial hair

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Tastes like whiskey and disappointment

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Eight-way pleasure

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Geometrical lovin'

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OB/GYN dreams

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Saturday morning cartoon sex

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Serious cyber sex

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Is that a garden hose nozzle, or are you just happy to see me?

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Like looking into a kinky kaleidoscope

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Lifestyles of the rich and famous

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Libido Whacker

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Worth the extra two cents

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Ride it, My Washing Machine

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A gift for the Tooth Fairy?

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What: Jimmy Jane Form 2
Cost: $145.00
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Why are there two prongs? Why is it shaped like a rooted molar? Maybe it's for dentist cosplay? We give up.

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