20 Awkward Things Women Do After Sex

Sometimes ladies blow it in the final moments, too.

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Last month, we called guys out for all of the awkward things they do in bed that taint a woman's pleasure and/or incite laughter (usually both). The ladies yukked it up at the expense of inept men everywhere, and conceded, "Yeah, dudes can do some pretty strange things post-coitus."

For the sake of fairness, we decided to turn the tables on the ladies and expose the less-than-attractive (and in some cases, less-than-sane) moves women make. Turns out, women do some cringe-worthy shit, too. Join us as we dissect the many awkward things women do after sex. We all have lessons to learn.

RELATED: 10 Awkward Things Guys Do After Sex

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Ask if you have a girlfriend.

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Run out to buy Plan B even though you practiced perfectly safe sex.

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Purposely try to leave something behind.

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Ask for food.

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Start crying.

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Ask "Will you be my boyfriend?"

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Ask for cab money.

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Freak out about your semen.

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Compare your performance with the last guy's.

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Start making plans for the future.

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Immediately say, "I never do this."

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Ask, "But will you still respect me in the morning?"

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Take your clothes for the walk of shame.

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Hang out the next morning in hopes of getting a brunch invite.

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Start masturbating.

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Cut cuddling short so she can go pee.

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Try to talk about the freaky thing you just did and what it meant.

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Laugh.

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Try to kiss you right after going down on you.

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