The state of Florida just can't seem to get right.
Police arrived at a CVS parking lot in Port St. Lucie after it was reported that a man was masturbating inside of his car. They confronted the man as he left the store, asking him to explain the rigorous "up and down" motion he was performing that had garnered the negative attention. The man explained that he had developed jock itch, and was scratching a rash that had developed in the area.
Then, without prompting, the man exposed his testicles to one of the cops as evidence that he was not masturbating. The officer verified that the man was being honest, and he was allowed to proceed with his day. These are the things that police officers see on a daily basis.