Strip Club: Acropolis
Address: 8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd.

And so three sentences in the full experience is likened to a David Lynch film. We can stop there, as this trip to the strip club could potentially include a lost ear. Or nitrous oxide. Or rape. Or a shotgun to the face. Or Richard Farnsworth on a tractor. Stop us when you realize that you don't want a lap dance scripted by Lynch.