Address: 1333 New Hampshire Ave. NW

Dupont Circle gives the typical douche plenty of options, and the Front Page is just another. The place isn't horrible, the staff isn't horrible, and both the drinks and food are cheap, but this place seems to attract every type of asshole imaginable. Sometimes, we're judged by the company that we keep, and Front Page's douchey clientele are the cement sneakers that doom this place. If you don't mind some obnoxious drunk crashing into you because "Party in the U.S.A." is playing (seriously, what grown man is that excited to hear a Miley Cyrus track?), then you might really enjoy Front Page. But that's on you.