Breaking news: According to Mitt Romney's neighbors, Mitt Romney is not a cool neighbor to have. OK, we didn't actually think he would be, but we guess here's confirmation if you were wondering.
In a recent New York Times article detailing the Republican presidential candidate's three-bedroom beachside La Jolla, California home, apparently Romney is a shitty neighbor for a number of reasons: One, he's trying to "quadruple" the size of the home, and construction is always the bane of everyone's existence. Two, he'll call you out if you're smoking pot on the beach (keep in mind, this is California) like some protector of the people or something.
From the article:
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Bro, in the wake of bath salts making people bite other people's faces off, maybe a little pot and some booze isn't so bad in comparison. Come on.
[via Gawker]
