Gallery: 20 Pause-Worthy "Got Milk?" Ads

June is National Dairy Month, and we all know what that means: a ton of "Got Milk?" ads featuring milk mustaches that look like another important source of protein has been splashed on the faces of celebrities. To celebrate healthy bones, the point of all that unintentional hilarity, Complex presents 20 Pause-Worthy "Got Milk?" Ads. Grab a warm glass of the white stuff, pour it all over your face, and come along with us as we shake our bones (with laughter).

Written by Justin Monroe (@40yardsplash)

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Pretty sure the question is: "What is the best way to make a game show host look like a sexual predator?"

We can all have bones of steel, says the world's strongest rapist.

If that's what giving mouth-to-mouth looks like, we took the wrong CPR course.

Rock hard? Well, it obviously wasn't soft as Twinkie filling.

She takes nine and nails it when somebody screams "action." We didn't even put those words in her mouth.

We're aware that's a female cow, but still.

And it's no more appropriate with an adolescent giraffe.

There was enough left for the lip after the gulp? Impressive!

We can practically feel Gene Simmons' tongue in our colon.

The very definition of TMI: Sofia's son, with whom she gets his-and-hers mustaches (because that's totally not creepy), has become a man and is "not so little." The only fitting response to that.

Not coincidentally, orifices that inviting do make bones rock hard.

The pleasure appears to be all ours.

The most awkward male enhancement ad. Ever. Pardon us while we wash our NES out with soap.

Go figure oversexed rockers, who've had it every which way, would be the first to opt for the full-on milk bukkake.

Impeccable taste, you say? Well, we have been drinking pineapple juice.

As far as we're concerned, it's the only way to finish.

"Shut up and drink"? It's times like these you really regret forgetting the safe word.

Inside is cool, but we like it where we can see it.

Not the image daddy had in mind when he pictured his little girls all grown up.

Seriously? On her knees? Too easy.