Stars: Always Rob Schneider, which is bad enough
Adam Sandler's bit-part-playin' buddy is a modern minstrel who has played (and played out) Chinese (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry), Hawaiians (50 First Dates), Arabs (You Don't Mess with the Zohan), and Native Americans (Bedtime Stories). He's argued that it's OK because he has a little Filipino in him (Ayo!) and because he just happened to be the actor best suited to mock a people. We argue, "Fuck you, Rob."