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The 25 Best One-Liners in Action Movies

24. “Hey, you wanna be a farmer? Here’s a couple of achers!”

Courtesy of: Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in The Last Action Hero (1993)

This one came dangerously close to missing the cut here, simply because it is, admittedly, incredibly cheesy. Had anyone other than Arnold Schwarzenegger voiced it, the funniest line from The Last Action Hero would’ve been a shoe-in for a list of the worst action movie one-liners, but, fortunately, that’s not the case.

Rather than just kick a guy in the scrotum and call it a painful day for the other man, Schwarzenegger’s character, Jack Slater, prefaces his shoe-to-the-balls move with, “Hey, you wanna be a farmer?” Without giving the unlucky bastard a chance to respond, Slater concludes, “Here’s a couple of achers!” Get it? Acres! To keep the barnyard humor going, thanks to Arnie, that otherwise booty quip avoided the misfortune of filling ears with cow dung.

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