13. A Pie
As seen in: American Pie (1999)
Was R. Kelly inspired by the '90s teen classic when he conceived his TP3 masterpiece "Sex in the Kitchen?" Though there hasn't been any firm proof, sweet love takes on a whole new meaning when horny high school senior Jim (Jason Biggs) decides to drop trou for an afternoon tryst on the kitchen counter with an apple pie his mom brought home.
Unfortunately, the pie didn't have a chance to break him off before his dad barged in, breaking off the session itself and revealing the annihilated remains of the dish we haven't been able to look at in the same way ever since.