Final Level: Stage 7
Why It Sucked: Ghosts 'N Goblins was a notoriously difficult sidescroller back in the day, and it still defies our every effort to complete it. That's made even worse by the fact that when you finally do reach the end, it turns out Beelzebub was jerking our chain the whole time. Yup, if you want to see the real ending, you're going to have to play the entire game again—and it's harder.
How We Would End It: Well, we just wouldn't have done that. It's fucking mean.