Final Level: La Vita Nuova
Why It Sucked: Dante gives away his awesome sword, Yamato, Nero and Kyrie don't even get to kiss, and the whole thing ends with a line so cheesy it's not even awesome: "Come on, babes! Let's rock!" We don't really mind that the Devil May Cry plot has become almost as complicated as a Metal Gear Solid game, but this one fell pretty flat.
How We Would End It: We wouldn't have played a Disturbed song at the end. Or at all, for that matter.