Date: Oct. 2010
City: New York


When a person's wig comes off as they physically assault a person, the last thing you should think is that that wig-less person is playing. Obviously, that person is not playing. They've been publicly shamed and are now going to hurt anything and everything, which is dissimilar to duck-duck-goose, a game that you play. Using your closed fist as a battering ram against another person's face doesn't strike us as analogous to freeze tag. Unless you grew up on a subway car and were raised by rats. In which case you probably enjoy some violent, violent fun. Duck-duck-duck-out-of-the-way-before-this-rat-person-chews-holes-through-your-cheeks.