1. BATMAN & ROBIN (1997)

Batman & Robin is the holy grail of awful comic book flicks. Featuring costumes adorned with plastic nipples and enough neon lighting to turn Australia into a giant roller disco, this Joel Schumacher-directed atrocity is perhaps one of the greatest cinematic missteps in the history of show business.

We understand that George Clooney was the hottest thing in Hollywood at the time, but there's no reason to cast him as the Caped Crusader. And while he actually made for a convincing Bruce Wayne, he was less intimidating than Alfred once he donned the costume. Let's not forget the scenery-chewing performance from Arnold Schwarzenegger as the villainous Mr. Freeze; his stomach is probably still lined with chunks of the garishly decorated sets.

If you're looking for a way to punish your liver, simply watch Batman & Robin and take a shot every time Mr. Freeze makes a cold-related pun. Just make sure you have the number to a good mortician, first.

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