As you've probably noticed, from his interviews on NBC, ABC, TMZ, The Alex Jones Show, and elsewhere, "wedge" master Charlie Sheen is a walking soundbite of winning. (Winning.) The man has come a long way from less flattering soundbites such as calling his ex wife, Denise Richards, the n-word in a leaked voice message. If his endless media blitz, which has seen him #based and setting records with his new new Twitter feed, has left you cowering in the corner, longing for the days when Sheen was totally ignored on Two and a Half Men, there is an upside: All his nonsense makes for quite an outstanding soundboard, one which you can use to prank friends, enemies, and radio show hosts. Hence, Complex presents The Charlie Sheen Soundboard. Bring it. Winning. Etc.
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DaRealChrisReed March 3rd, 2011 at 04:41 PM
So this dude goes from crackhead, to basehead, to caring father, all in a weeks time, gets a million followers and a trending topic on twitter ... while more important things like whats going to happen to all of the displaced students in Detroit Public Schools goes by the wayside ... honestly, I am getting tired of getting wind of these "actors" getting more and more publicity for doing stupid crap while reputable people can't catch a break. I mean, didn't the black man from Grey's Anatomy go off on a rant last year, got fired ... where's his 5 primetime interviews and two white women housemates? The chick from LL Cool J's show has a worst drug habit than Lindsay Lohan, why aren't we featuring her court couture in STAR Magazine? I mean, dang.
Name (Required) March 3rd, 2011 at 04:50 PM
your're right, and i'mmma let you finish but...
Esquire March 3rd, 2011 at 09:21 PM
^^Winner
muskrat March 7th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Charlie Sheen is the most winning person of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Charles P. Scene March 8th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Charlie Sheen is the worst thing to happen to the world since the plague. He continues to display childish behavior and deserves to burn in the hellfire I walked out of. For all the people who still think he's awesome, I have four words for you, Grow the fuck up.
Yo March 8th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Sorry, we can't hear you. We're to busy winning.
Sheen March 9th, 2011 at 05:12 PM
your all trolls
Troll #1 March 18th, 2011 at 10:40 PM
You're
NotATroll April 7th, 2011 at 12:12 AM
#WINNING
Troll #2 April 15th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Too*
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Anonymous March 12th, 2011 at 11:37 PM
I can't hear you over the sound of Charlie Sheen's voice saying "WINNING!"
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joeproblems March 3rd, 2011 at 05:33 PM
wah wah wah black people not getting enough attention. I Heard the same fucking complaints when the Tiger Woods shit happened, and mad black folks were complaining the story was getting EXTRA attention because he was black. I had to explain it to those dense commentors then, and I have to explain it again now. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE BLACK GUY FROM GREYS ANATOMY OR SOME BITCH FROM LL COOL J's SHOW. Tiger Woods was the HIGHEST PAID athlete in America, Charlie Sheen was the HIGHEST PAID actor on television. AKA THEY ARE WINNING, BUH-BYE.
joeproblems March 3rd, 2011 at 05:48 PM
PS I agree with you 100% that its disgusting how these degenerate celebrities get more attention than important issues in this country, I just hate how every time a celebrity gets some sort of attention, there's always SOMEONE in the black community that has to put the amount of attention they are getting on "the black scale." meaning if the the person is black, the only reason they are getting so much attention is because they are black and the media is trying to vilafy them. Now there is a white person in the limelight and you're seriously trying to compare the c the highest paid actor on television and long time movie star to some female on LL Cool J's show (I didn't even know he had a show) and the black guy from grays anatomy? Cmon man..
DaRealChrisReed March 4th, 2011 at 09:11 AM
Its not only about weighing the issues in black and white ... this is a known fact. I mean, did you know that if you get caught with one gram of crack cocaine, a notoriously black drug, you can get almost 20 years and a felony ... while if you have regular cocaine, the powder/ the white drug, a more potent drug, you merely get a week and a misdemeaner ...ask Paris Hilton who's gotten caught with it not once but 4 times, each time, slaps on the wrists. Why not outcry? Seriously, the civil rights movement didn't end when MLK was assassinated or when we got back on the bus ... honestly there are some random mistreatment, in the legal system of these "stars" and the regular population...had Charlie Sheen had this party under his real name, Carlos Diaz, do you think he'd be given the press he has ... would he still be #Winning if he started to address his latino roots in the midst of it all? Absolutely not.
Esspee March 4th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
you been listening to lil' wayne by any chance?
somedumbass March 8th, 2011 at 03:16 PM
sorry DaRealChrisReed but Crack Cocaine is far more potent than just cocaine. Crack is purified cocaine, Dumbass. Just so ya know.
J March 9th, 2011 at 05:06 AM
Good point crack is more potent. Plus I love how everyone pulls the race card in every possible argument. He's a millionaire star who blows his money on parties and drugs. He entertains with his outrageous comments and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so. If you smell what The Rock is Cookin'!
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Tom McAuther March 5th, 2011 at 12:27 AM
LOL, so you don't think him being black brought more attention on him lol, if you don't think so your dumb ass, and I'm white lol. Everybody knows that racial profiling is alive and well. If he was white it wouldn't be a big deal, due to the fact no one would care about Tiger Woods, he is super famous because is the worlds best golf in a sport(that is know as the white sport). If Tiger Woods was white, he would still be the worlds richest athlete in the world, however he wouldn't even to close as famous as he is now. Jack was nooo where as near famous as Tiger, cause he was the best white golf among white golfers.
Nic Swag March 4th, 2011 at 08:36 PM
ur gay
Idontliveindetroit March 3rd, 2011 at 10:40 PM
really? That is THE MOST unoriginal post!! Why does (celebrity) get media attention and (cause) doesn't. 300,000,000 Americans live anywhere BUT Detroit! MOVE!!
DaRealChrisReed March 4th, 2011 at 09:20 AM
Peep the blog babe... I did move.. however, it's still an issue ... and who is to say that Charlie Sheen letting everyone know that he's a crackhead is original...Newsflash, dang near everyone in Hollywood is on some sort of substance, and going on an uncontrollable rant like he has no home training. He needs to suck it up, this may be comic relief but in the end, 19 years from now, all this is gonna be is another opportunity for those little boys to waste our time again with either another rant ("My daddy traumatized me ...") or site down on Dateline and tell about how they overcame ...("I was so scared...") like having $10 million didn't help them get over that fear or trauma ...seriously, it may be funny now, but its a waste of time watching people wash their otherwise easy and successful lives wash down the drain ... for no reason at all. I live in America, and I am realizing that Carlos here, is setting his self up for something ... Detroit...well, that's another subject.
Steve March 4th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Good point!
Whyoumad March 4th, 2011 at 03:39 PM
Did you not catch the Million Biographies, TV Shows, Movies, Books, Albums etc on the drug dealers of the 70's and 80s' in NYC? Are you really comparing two different actors who you cant even name (AHA) to Charlie Sheen? Sounds like the typical victim...
Nic Swag March 4th, 2011 at 08:34 PM
cause no one cares about them haha
Bud Fox "Moments" March 7th, 2011 at 09:04 AM
Haha, wait... You start off with a legitimate claim, being that important issues like displaced students in Detriot Public Schools should get more media attention, then you transition to wondering why less prominent actors/actresses don't get as much media attention than well-known actors like Charlie Sheen? I mean just think about it buddy... Charlie Sheen was in the academy award-winning film Wall Street and was the highest paid TV actor with Two and a Half Men. I have no idea who the actor was in Grey's Anatomy and I'm sure I am not the only one who only just learned now from your post that Mr. Cool J even had a show... Let's try a simple Google search next time to answer your questions? Yes?
SwinginDick March 8th, 2011 at 12:16 AM
Yeah why can't we focus on black crackheads, much better idea...except it's the norm so it's not controversial. God you are dumb.
J March 9th, 2011 at 04:48 AM
Winning comment! He is the best thing to happen in the recent present time era. He is proof that there is life on Mars! Spectacular!
Name (Required) March 3rd, 2011 at 04:48 PM
this man is a god among mortals.
London Calling March 3rd, 2011 at 05:09 PM
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! Nice one...
Da Kurlz March 8th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
This man is not a god among mortals. If anything he's a pathetic excuse for shit and gives celebrities an even worse name than Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton.
J March 9th, 2011 at 04:57 AM
I don't think shit needs and excuse. It's shit period. I think this is a fallacy of comments. Plus thanks for exposing your interest in Star and Enquirer magazines to know he is worse than Lohan and Hilton. How is J Lo doin or maybe Aniston? Please keep us updated!
prg March 3rd, 2011 at 05:02 PM
I was wondering if there is too much coverage on Charlie Sheen Issue. Now i see that NO. Its not too much ;)
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The Mechanic March 3rd, 2011 at 05:13 PM
I knew this was going to happen...Winning!
Daniel Dealbert March 3rd, 2011 at 06:12 PM
I feel like catching him and saving him from himself. Perhaps a week in Zimbabwe or in Joshua Tree Desert could bring some clarity.
Jake101 March 3rd, 2011 at 10:13 PM
Do yo thang man
Dub March 3rd, 2011 at 08:26 PM
#16 ...SMOOKKKIINNN HOTTIES cracks me up every time ...
bigdougXL March 4th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I been waitin on this soundboard. My work day is over now. Good Looks!!!
Whyoumad March 4th, 2011 at 03:40 PM
Did you not catch the Million Biographies, TV Shows, Movies, Books, Albums etc on the drug dealers of the 70's and 80s' in NYC? Are you really comparing two different actors who you cant even name (AHA) to Charlie Sheen? Sounds like the typical victim...
gresa March 4th, 2011 at 08:59 PM
saying the n word doesn't make you a racist, whites and blacks say it at my school and we all get along fine, this whole charlie sheen bulls**t has gone way out of proportion, the dude's funny, get over it.
Chuckhater March 5th, 2011 at 09:16 AM
The dude is so NOT FUNNY! The show is kind of funny but it is getting old...just likeCharlie. He is such a douche bag!! I cannot believe that people even care what the hell he does anymore. The highest paid actor acts like a selfish jackass and we all give him attention for it. Maybe if the world ignored him he would go away.