What is it with Charlie Sheen and talk radio? Just a week after Sheen made waves by becoming a regular on The Dan Patrick Show, the embattled Two and a Half Men star called into The Alex Jones Show to go off on everything from Alcoholics Anonymous to Thomas Jefferson.

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning,” he said in the interview. “My success rate is 100%.”

When asked about Alcoholic Anonymous, however, Sheen went nuts. “I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated, and stupid and it’s followed by stupid people. [...] I hate them violently. They will come at me.” OK, crazy. We'll keep an eye out for that.

After host Alex Jones said that Sheen was pontificating like Thomas Jefferson, the star replied, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

The nearly half-hour interview didn't just stop with presidential bashing. Sheen also revealed that his harem of ladies is currently loaded for bear. "I’m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties [reportedly porn star Bree Olsen and model Natalie Kenly] and fly around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.” Never stop being you, Charlie.