1. JESSICA RABBIT, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988)

Officially still the baddest ever. Since the '80s, no one has even come close to touching her crown. She is so bad that when Melyssa Ford first came on the scene and started calling herself Jessica Rabbit, well, fuck it, we're not going to lie, we got a little tight. The crazy shit about Jessica Rabbit is she was a dime, yet she was married to goofy-ass cartoon Roger Rabbit! A fucking bunny! It was easily the Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson relationship of the late '80s.