#22: MICHAEL PENA AS DENNIS IN OBSERVE AND REPORT (2009)

Jay Chou isn’t Seth Rogen’s first non-Caucasian sidekick. In the funnyman’s darkest movie, Observe and Report, he played Ronnie, an abrasive mall cop with delusions of grandeur, aided by a Mexican yes-man with a lisp, Michael Pena’s Dennis. After Ronnie fails the police department’s psych exam, Dennis cheers him up with an assortment of drugs and several deviant activities (breaking skateboards over teenagers’ heads, for example). Sure, Dennis later admits to having stolen behind Ronnie’s back, but that’s neither here nor there.