Developer: Konami Co., Ltd.
The actual plot of Contra: Hard Corps involves hackers and robots and saving the world and SNOOOOOOORE. Listen, kids, we're not big on the writing or reading so we're going to shoot straight: Contra is basically what happens when you combine every tough guy in the Expendables into one super-badass and send him on a fuckin' rampage to kick some cyber-ass, John Conner style. With awesome music, crazy effects, and a range of characters that include a genetically and cybernetically altered wolf/human thing, we only have on thing to say: Thank you, Konami.