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Bunker Brothers and Yates Sisters
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Chang Bunker with Adelaide Yates and Eng Bunker with Sarah Ann Yates
When: 1843
Complex says: This pair of conjoined brothers from Thailand was hired by a British merchant and exhibited in the U.S. as a circus show. After their contract expired, the Siamese twins settled down in North Carolina, marrying two white sisters and producing 21 total children. That's a lot of fucking foursomes!
Philip Jaisohn and Muriel Armstrong
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Philip Jaisohn (a.k.a. Seo Jae-pil) and Muriel Armstrong
When: 1893
Complex says: Philip was a man of many firsts: the first Korean to become a naturalized U.S. citizen and receive an American medical degree, first person to publish a Korean newspaper using the Korean alphabet (as opposed to Chinese)...and, most importantly, first Korean man to marry a Caucasian. And not just any white bitty: Muriel was the socialite daughter of the U.S. Post Master General and a relative of President Buchanan. The inscription on the statue above reads: "Homie got Game with a capital 'G.'"
Syngman Rhee and Francesca Donner
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Korean President Syngman Rhee and Francesca Donner
When: 1934
Complex says: At age 59, Korea's first president married a 36-year-old Austrian-Swiss woman that he wooed while meeting the League of Nations in Geneva. The two were eventually exiled to Hawaii, where they probably fit in much, much better than in Korea.
Eiji Okada and Emanuelle Riva
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Eiji Okada as "Lui" and Emanuelle Riva as "Elle" in Hiroshima Mon Amour
When: 1959
Complex says: Leave it to the French to make a movie that unabashedly showcases a torrid love affair between a Japanese man and une femme francaise. Resnais' film-school staple is all about war, loss, and the horrors of the a-bomb, but it really teaches us one thing: French women get it in. Always.
James Shigeta and Victoria Shaw
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: James Shigeta as Detective Joe Kojaku and Victoria Shaw as Christine Downs in The Crimson Kimono
When: 1959
Complex says: As the first legitimate Asian male film star, this Japanese-American was a pioneer of dipping chopsticks in interracial sauces. Being the '60s, it was all very tame, but at least it was a counter to Hollywood's prevailing "Joe Jitsu" stereotype. Check out Shigeta's reel and salute.
Norman Mineta and Danealia Mineta
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Norman and Danealia Mineta
When: 1960s-present
Complex says: The son of Japanese immigrants, Mineta served in both Clinton's and Dubya's administrations, the latter as the Secretary of Transportation. Dude's got an airport named after him (in San Jose, CA), so it's only right that a blonde ex-stewardess found her way into his cockpit. Fly high, Norman!
Victor Wong and Multiple Wives
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Victor Wong with Olive Thurman; Robin Goodfellow; Carol Freeland; and Dawn Rose
When: 1960s-2001
Complex says: The late actor, most famous for his roles in The Last Emperor and 3 Ninjas, married four times, all to non-Chinese women. According to his buddy Jack Kerouac, Wong's first wife Olive was "the most beautiful Negro girl in the world." We'll have to take Jack's word on that one.
Bruce Lee and Linda Lee Cadwell
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Bruce Lee and Linda Lee Cadwell
When: 1964-1973
Complex says: Bruce Lee met his future wife Linda Emery during his college days at the University of Washington, where she was a student in one of his martial arts classes. Suffice to say, he chopped her down with ease.
Yo Yo Ma and Jill Ma
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Yo Yo Ma and Jill Ma
When: 1977-present
Complex says: The famous Chinese-American cellist went white after German-language professor Jill Hornor showed him (and his instrument) a little love. We wonder if he used his own name as a pick-up line.
Jackie Chan and Kristine DeBell
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jackie Chan as Jerry Kwan and Kristine DeBell as Nancy in The Big Brawl
When: 1980
Complex says: This was Chan's first foray into the American market, so naturally, he had to score a hot (well, tepid at least) blonde as his love interest: former Playboy covergirl DeBell. Too bad the movie bricked.
Gedde Watanabe and Deborah Pollack
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Gedde Watanabe as Long Duk Dong and Deborah Pollack as Marlene in Sixteen Candles
When: 1984
Complex says: "What's happening, hot stuff?" Yeah, the Donger might have set Asian men back a few decades, but at least he got to bury his head in Marlene's prodigious chest. And this wasn't bad, neither. The real head-scratcher in all this: Both of these old-ass lookin' people are supposed to be high-school kids? FOH.
George Takei and Brad Altman
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: George Takei and Brad Altman
When: 1987-present
Complex says: Though they only married in 2008, Sulu's longtime companion has been all over George like white on rice for over 20 years. Get it? White on rice. Laugh, Sulu, laugh! Thanks!
Tony Leung Ka-Fai and Jane March
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Tony Leung Ka Fai as The Chinese Man and Jane March as The Young Girl in The Lover
When: 1992
Complex says: The film adaptation of Marguerite Duras' great novel features some of the steamiest white-female-on-Asian-male love scenes outside of shelovesasiancock.com. 'Course, the girl is only 15 (and good!). Guess Asian men have to be pedophiles to get white chicks.
Chang Rae Lee and Michelle Branca
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Chang-rae Lee and Michelle Branca
When: 1993-present
Complex says: The most acclaimed Korean-American author is married to a white architect. Judging from his first novel, Native Speaker, it wasn't easy keeping his Becky happy. Props to you, Chang-rae.
Jason Scott Lee and Lauren Holly
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jason Scott Lee as Bruce Lee and Lauren Holly as Linda Lee in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
When: 1993
Complex says: Since the pretend Bruce Lee needed a pretend Linda to play his wife in the biopic, we have the pretend interracial coupling above. Holly went on to marry Jim Carrey and star in Dumb and Dumber, but WTF happened to Jason Scott Lee?
Russell Wong and Rebecca Gayheart
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Russell Wong as Jian-Wa Chang and Rebecca Gayheart as Clair Armstrong in Vanishing Son (TV)
When: 1994
Complex says: The half-Chinese actor was that rare breed in the '90s: an Asian-American male sex symbol. Yeah, his career nosedived with the quickness, but at least he got to (fake-)smash the Noxema girl at the height of her powers. (Note: He also got with Jennifer Beals in the straight-to-video flick The Prophecy II. Noxema and Flashdance? So Wong, so right.)
Pat Morita and Evelyn Morita
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Pat Morita and Evelyn Morita
When: 1994-2005
Complex says: Morita was married twice (to Japanese women) before wedding Evelyn, who stayed with him until his death in 2005. Miyagi know: White woman true ride-or-die chick.
Robin Shou and Talisa Soto
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Robin Shou as Liu Kang and Talisa Soto as Princess Kitana in Mortal Kombat
When: 1995
Complex says: Kang and Soto were paired up in the first MK film, and even got a (tame) love scene in the sequel, Annihilation (1997). Do we have to pause if we say they'd make some beautiful babies together?
Mark Dacascos and Julie Condra
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Mark Dacascos as Yo Hinomura and Julie Condra as Emu O'Hara in Crying Freeman
When: 1995
Complex says: The Hawaii-born Filipino/Irish/Japanese actor is a veritable "That Guy" from bad martial-arts movies, and this manga-based flick is no different. It's notable only because Dacascos gets it on with Condra, a.k.a. hot-as-hell Madeline from The Wonder Years. FOH, Kevin Arnold.
Paolo Montalban and Brandy Norwood
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Paolo Montalban as Prince Christopher and Brandy Norwood as Cinderella in Cinderella (TV)
When: 1997
Complex says: A black Cinderella was the real groundbreaker in this TV movie, so a Flip as Prince Charming was just par for the course. We've seen couples like this all over the Bay Area. Oakland stand up!
Dante Basco and Tatyana Ali
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Dante Basco as Julian Lee and Tatyana Ali as Karyn in Fakin' Da Funk
When: 1997
Complex says: For lazy weekend shits and giggles, you could do worse than this flick, about a Chinese kid (played by a Filipino) who's adopted by a black family in South Central and finds true love with the shorty from Fresh Prince. Chigga 4 Life!
Chow Yun-Fat and Mira Sorvino
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Chow Yun-Fat as John Lee and Mira Sorvino as Meg Coburn in The Replacement Killers
When: 1998
Complex says: Critics applauded the chemistry between Chow and Sorvino as the leads in Antoine Fuqua's debut flick, but only those who saw the DVD's alternate ending got to see the two actually kiss. See, dodging bullets is believable for an Asian dude, but kissing a white girl? Unpossible (c) Ralph Wiggums.
Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin
When: 1999-2009
Complex says: Shoulda married a Korean girl.
Yuji Okumoto and Mary Page Keller
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Yuji Okumoto as Pete and Mary Page Keller as Melanie in Johnny Tsunami (TV)
When: 1999
Complex says: The titular character of this Disney flick is a Hawaiian hapa, so naturally, his parents need to be Asian and white. That's at least an implied smashing, yeah?
Chi Muoi Lo and Sanaa Lathan
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Chi Muoi Lo as Dwayne and Sanaa Lathan as Nina in Catfish in Black Bean Sauce
When: 1999
Complex says: Alternate titles: "Egg Roll Buried in Onion." "Dumplings Dipped in Caramel." "Ginseng Root Inside Warm Chitlins."
Jet Li and Aaliyah
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jet Li as Han Sing and Aaliyah as Trish O'Day in Romeo Must Die
When: 2000
Complex says: This film is a textbook example of Hollywood's reluctance to feature an Asian man in a romantic capacity. Sure, Jet was considerably older than Aaliyah (R.I.P.) in the film, but the entire plot revolved around their relationship. Kevin Costner got to smush Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard and Jet can't even get a single kiss. FOH.
Jet Li and Bridget Fonda
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jet Li as Liu Siu-jian and Bridget Fonda as Jessica Karmen in Kiss of the Dragon
When: 2001
Complex says: In a familiar role, Jet has to play Captain Save-A-Ho to Fonda's prostitute character without actually getting to Smash-A-Ho.
Jackie Chan and Roselyn Sanchez
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jackie Chan as Inspector Lee and Roselyn Sanchez as Isabella in Rush Hour 2
When: 2001
Complex says: Chan is kinda-sorta supposed to be hooking up with Sanchez, but we all know that Jackie's gotta act like a befuddled asexual Chinese teenager around the hot women in his U.S. movies. Ha! Ha! Ha! Kung-fu kick for me, Jackie!
Jet Li and Carla Gugino
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jet Li as Gabe Law/Yu-Law and Carla Gugino as T.K. Law /Massie Walsh in The One
When: 2001
Complex says: You know this movie was on some sci-fi shit, because only in an alternative universe would they let Jet's character marry such a two-rrific white beauty.
Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jackie Chan as Jimmy Tong and Jennifer Love Hewitt as Del Blaine in The Tuxedo
When: 2002
Complex says: Jackie gets a PG-13-rated grope on Huge-Tits, which is at least somewhat believable. Well, at least as believable as Love Hewitt playing a genius scientist.
Jackie Chan and Claire Forlani
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jackie Chan as Eddie Yang and Claire Forlani as Nicole James in The Medallion
When: 2003
Complex says: Even though she's his wifey, Claire only kisses Jackie once, and that's right before the end credits roll. Fucking Justin Bieber has gotten more on-screen ass than Jackie. SMH.
John Cho and Paula Garces
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: John Cho as Harold Lee and Paula Garces as Maria Quesa Dilla in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
When: 2004 and 2008
Complex says: It took two movies and four years, but our nerdy hero finally gets his girl at the end of Guantanamo Bay. Props to the franchise for that storyline, and for also dispelling another fallacy: that Asians don't puff. HEAVILY.
Will Yun Lee and Christina Milian
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Will Yun Lee as Val and Christina Milian as Nina in Torque
When: 2004
Complex says: Korean director Joseph Kahn hooked up countryman Lee with a Latina love interest in 2004, back when motorcycle movies were all the rage and Christina Milian was still desirable. Ah, 2004.
Yun Choi and Toni Trucks
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Yun Choi as Michael and Toni Trucks as Terri in Barbershop (TV)
When: 2005
Complex says: The short-lived Showtime series featured a couple of episodes on the budding romance between caramel-complected Terri and the Korean son of a store owner in the hood. He was like, "I'm following two steps behind you all around this store, not because I think you're gonna steal something...but because I want your number!" And she was like: "What'd you say about my mama?" The end.
Sung Kang and Various Women
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Sung Kang as Sam in The Motel
When: 2005
Complex says: Sung plays a whiskey-swilling alpha male who doesn't discriminate when it comes to prostitutes. Also, through a shot of a wedding photo, it appears that his character married outside of his race. Not exactly unprecedented territory here, but Sung is still that dude.
Brian Tee and Nathalie Kelley
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Brian Tee as D.K. and Nathalie Kelley as Neela in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
When: 2006
Complex says: With Justin Lin as director, you'd think the Asian star of this movie would get some play, and he does...to an extent. As the hotheaded leader of Tokyo's drift scene, D.K. has the requisite Yakuza ties and white dimepiece. But then comes a white boy to challenge his manhood, and eventually take his respect, his whip, and his woman. Damn, Justin: where's the love?
Dante Basco and Jenna Dewan
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Dante Basco as Ramos and Jenna Dewan as Sasha in Take the Lead
When: 2006
Complex says: Filipino kid (Basco) and black kid (Elijah Kelley) fight for the heart of a white princess (Dewan). Spanish mentor (Antonio Banderas) mediates. Jewish lady (Liz Friedlander) directs. Hooray for Hollywood!
Ken Leung and Hayden Panettiere
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Ken Leung as Liam Liu and Hayden Panettiere as Bourbon in Shanghai Kiss
When: 2007
Complex says: On some meta shit, this flick is about an aspiring actor who rails against the emasculation of Asians in Hollywood. Lo' and behold, Ken gets to smash a white chick in the movie and woo a considerably younger lass in Hayden. Is it any surprise that it went straight to DVD?
Bobby Lee and Sara
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Comedian Bobby Lee and "Sara"
When: 2007
Complex says: This picture right here. Like a perplexed Swedish au pair and an enormous Asian baby. Awesome.
Ha Jung-woo and Vera Farmiga
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Ha Jung-woo as Jihah and Vera Farmiga as Sophie Lee in Never Forever
When: 2007
Complex says: Farmiga actually has two Asian lovers in this one: her infertile Korean-American husband, and the virile Korean immigrant (played by Ha) that she pays to impregnate her. Ha is actually one of Korea's best actors, but he's hamstrung by leaden dialogue and his own heavy accent. Good thing Vera understands his pipe game.
Aaron Yoo and Olivia Thirlby
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Aaron Yoo as Justin and Olivia Thirlby as Stephanie Squires in The Wackness
When: 2008
Complex says: Not only did the Asian kid get the P, but he herbed out the white hero in the process. So what if dude's hip-hop swag is less believable than JoJo Simmons? We ride for Aaron, all day.
Justin Chon and Christian Serratos
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Justin Chon as Eric Yorkie and Christian Serratos as Angela Weber in Twilight
When: 2008
Complex says: We can't really speak on Twilight, but if they ever need to cast a movie about the adventures of a gay Asian stylist and his kooky, neurotic actress BFF...well, holla.
Leonardo Nam and Amber Tamblyn
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Leonardo Nam as Brian McBrian and Amber Tamblyn as Tibby Tomko-Rollins in The Sisterhood of theTraveling Pants 2
When: 2008
Complex says: The Korean-Australian star not only breaks off one of our favorite redheads, but after a pregnancy scare he keeps it moving to another pale ale played by Lucy Kate Hale. It's almost enough to forgive the fact they named him "Brian McBrian."
Ben Baller and Sasha Singleton
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Jeweler Ben Baller and Sasha Singleton
When: 2009-2009
Complex says: Well, we hear that this one ended kinda badly. We'll always have the memories, though. What up Ben!
Seven and Lil Kim
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Seven and Lil Kim in the video for "Girls"
When: 2009
Complex says: We said it all already, but we'll say it again: Seven could've done a lot better.
Rain and Naomie Harris
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Rain as Raizo and Naomie Harris as Mika Coretti in Ninja Assassin
When: 2009
Complex says: Yeah, it bricked, but Ninja Assassin is notable for pairing Korean singer-turned-actor Rain and 28 Days Later honey Harris. Plus, the movie was actually OK...on weed.
Rain and Megan Fox
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Rain and Megan Fox
When: 2009
Complex says: This one isn't really real or fake, just based on a random Megan quote: "There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain, and I'm really on his situation now. I'm trying to fix this up. I'm working hard." Ball's in your court, Rain. She's ready for that soft drizzle.
Jackie Chan and Amber Valleta
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: Jackie Chan as Bob Ho and Amber Valleta as Gillian in The Spy Next Door
When: 2010
Complex says: Jackie pulls the MILF next door when he successfully courts Amber's character in this kid flick. Of course the romance is all implied, but at least it's something. Jackie, it's time to let the nuts hang already!
Tom Lo and Sandra "Pepa" Denton
Real or Fake: Real
Couple: Tom Lo and Sandra "Pepa" Denton on VH1's Let's Talk About Pep (TV)
When: 2010-present
Complex says: We'll overlook the fact that Tom looks like he just walked off a WWII propaganda poster. Homie still put it on Pepa. Lo five!
John Cho and Gabrielle Union
Real or Fake: Fake
Couple: John Cho as Demetri Noh and Gabrielle Union as Zoey Andata in FlashForward (TV)
When: 2010
Complex says: Wow, could it be? A realistic, non-sensational relationship between an Asian man and a black woman that isn't played for jokes or shock value? Things might be changing after all...