Hi kids. Do you like nonsense? Wanna read the latest in WTF dating rumors? Of course you do.

The latest (conflicting) word on the street is that Drake and Taylor Swift have reportedly engaged in some dating-esque behavior in recent days. Mildly stunned? Join the rest of the planet:

Swift and Drake were spotted doing flirt shit at the 6ix god's 30th birthday throwdown, Page Six spies reported earlier this week. "[They] were intimately flirting, talking closely and laughing," a so-called "source" claimed. "The only person he spent more time with other than his mom was Taylor."

According to the prestigious Sun, the two have been friends "for several years." As noted in their thorough rumor roundup, whisperings of a coupling have only grown since Drake's birthday party. A separate source speaking with TMZ Thursday, however, told a slightly different version of the flirt tale.

Drake reportedly made a point to introduce Swift to his mother at the party, though maybe not for reasons related to boring garbage like love and happiness and togetherness and whatnot. Instead, TMZ's source claimed, the meeting was merely a nicety. Swift is "not a regular" at Drake's throwdowns, so dude reportedly just wanted to "make sure" she had the chance to meet everyone in his inner circle, Mom included.

As you might have guessed, both Drake and Taylor Swift have mentioned these rumors approximately ZERO times on social media and elsewhere. Do with that information what you will.