11. KRS-One on Boogie Down Production's "Super Hoe" (1987)
Lyric: "Grab your girl and run for protection/Your mama too, cause I'd like to mention/Scott La Rock had em all." (1:02)
When the Teacher speaks, we should all listen. And this is pretty devastating to hear, so breathe deep and take this time to hold someone's hand... He said that Scott La Rock has slept with every single mother out there. Which means he's our father. All of us. Which means we have to reevaluate our whole family structures. Which means we have to take back past Father's Day cards and gifts. Which means...oh wait, sometimes teachers are wrong.