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Rappers say the darndest things. We know that their lyrics can cause a stir, but often times, it's their choice of words in interviews, award show speeches, and YouTube clips that elicit the craziest response.
Think about when Cam'ron said he wouldn't snitch on a serial killer on 60 Minutes, or consider that time Kanye West went on a little rant about "one of the best videos of all time" at the VMAs. Those are the type of moments we're talking about. From 2Pac to Lil B, from asinine to inspiring, here's a look at those wildly candid moments that every hip-hop fan loves.
These are The 50 Most Outrageous Rapper Quotes.
50. "There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music." -Kanye West
After the release of 808s & Heartbreak, Kanye West was feeling even more on top of the world than usual. In true Yeezy fashion, he told Details that he was the last word on music. Pens down.
49. "Get my fucking pool in the back." -Cam'ron
When Cam'ron popped up in a viral clip, letting 50 Cent (who he was beefing with at the time) know that it was going to be a "hot summer," there's one quote that stood above the pack. After Killa wrapped up his rant, he instructed the cameraman to get a shot of his vacation pool. He was dead serious, but it still makes us keel over with laughter to this day.
48. "You know he can't save you, right? In the real world, that guy right there...he can't save you." -Lil Wayne
When Weezy all but threatened the lawyer in his infamous deposition footage, it became an instant meme sensation. We all got a good laugh, and learned that we don't have enough money to act this insane when it concerns the law.
47. "Just get a regular word. What the fuck is a Google?" -DMX
Last September, DMX used Google for the first time. Thankfully, it was captured on film. Aside from his aversion to the general set-up of computers and the site, he hated the name.
46. "I will hit a man with glasses." -Eminem
Eminem doesn't get booed often, but when he threatened Moby at the 2002 VMAs, the crowd wasn't feeling it. Six years after the incident, Eminem was quoted as saying, "I should have handled it differently."
45. "I have fucked an obese chick in my life and, you know, more cushion kind of works out better." -Danny Brown
Danny Brown responded to fan comments on his Back and Forth with A$AP Rocky in a taped segment for Noisey. The entire clip was full of quotables, but his first answer was the most memorable. His reasoning: "Skinny chicks, they can take a little bit too much, and sometimes you don't wanna give them all that."
43. "The day Obama got elected, the gangsta became less relevant." -Jay-Z
For a guy who's rapped, "I'm so gangsta, prissy chicks don't wanna fuck with me," this 180 degree shift is pretty monumental.
42. "I have less compassion than the average human." -50 Cent
The friend of 50 Cen't enemy is an enemy of 50 Cent, as well. That's the position DJ Khaled found himself in when tensions between Rick Ross and 50 reached a peak. 50 released an online video threatening Khaled's mother, and warned him, "I'm not the kinda nigga you should fuck with," before offering the epic quote above.
41. "I put you in my kufi category. Off with your kufi." -Jim Jones
Ma$e went head-to-head with Cam'ron and Jim Jones on Hot 97, and Capo came away with the most entertaining one-liner of the argument. "Is that you, Betha?" gets a close second.
40. "I hate this album." -Lupe Fiasco
Fans protested to get Lupe's Lasers released, but it had a noticeable pop agenda upon release. Complex spoke to Lupe about the record and got this brutally honest quote.
39. "I gave him his first TV and he needs to remember that." -Kanye West
Last month, Kanye was ranked No. 7 on MTV's Hottest MCs list. Of course, he wasn't happy about it, and partially because he figured Sway had some input on the list. Sway being the guy who he was generous enough to gift a television some odd years ago. The Internet subsequently exploded, and Sway even hosted an episode of RapFix Live with the famed TV set.
38. "I don't wanna be a part of hip-hop no more." -Game
This quote is significant for one reason: Game started crying when he said it. The Compton MC has been pegged for his unpredictable mood swings before, and it's moments like these that give those claims credibility.
37. "I am a gangsta, Ms. Katie. I don't take nothing from no one. I do what I wanna do." -Lil Wayne
Katie Couric interviewed Lil Wayne for a special that aired before the 2009 Grammys and got this gem out of him. Nothing says "gangsta" like bowling with Katie Couric.
36. "We be sticking pill up girl's booty, too!" -Lil Boosie
Boosie is a bit of pioneer for pre-dating rap's recent Molly obsession with this quote about Ecstasy. He let it be known that rectal administration is his preferred method for women in the club. His description was gross and gut-busting at the same damn time.
35. "Go fucking paint a house." -Prodigy
Before heading to jail in March 2008, Prodigy shot a vlog in which he appeared disgusted with the state of rap. He encouraged lame MCs to pick up new hobbies, painting a house, included.
34. "The Internet is important to everybody. It's a way to get shit to southeast Asia and all type of shit." -Bizzy Bone
When asked the advantages of the Internet, Bizzy Bone could only think of one. Who knew Bone Thugs was popping in the Pacific Islands?
33. "If I don't win, the award show loses credibility." -Kanye West
When Kanye's "Touch The Sky" clip lost Best Video to Justice vs. Simian's "We Are Friends" at the 2006 EMAs, 'Ye rushed the stage with one of his infamous rants. The fact that his video cost $1 million to produce and starred Pamela Anderson were cited as reasons why it should have won.
32. "It doesn't sound anything like 'Under Pressure.'" -Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice famously (and ridiculously) denied sampling Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure" for "Ice Ice Baby," but had to pay up years later. These days, Freddie Mercury and David Bowie are listed as songwriter's on the record's credits.
30. "His name is Barack?! What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa? What the fuck?! That ain't no fuckin' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious." -DMX
When Obama was on the campaign trail before his first term, he was on TV practically every day. Still, DMX only heard about him for the first time in an interview with XXL. The revelation was astounding, but we've come to expect such shenanigans from X.
29. "My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in." -Kanye West
'Ye had a great way of defending this statement: "If somebody works at Starbucks, they don't drink coffee at the crib." Point taken.
28. "No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper." -Jadakiss
Is this a threat from a rapper or Wile E. Coyote? The radio battles between The Lox and Diddy were fraught with tension, but this quote definitely gave the publishing debates an awkward and humorous spin.
27. "Niggas think Jimmy Iovine's my boss. Nigga, fuck Jimmy Iovine, nigga! I'm from 134th street, nigga! I ain't got no motherfuckin' boss." -50 Cent
In one of his most famous rants, 50 Cent tosses a light diss at his own boss, Interscope honcho Jimmy Iovine. Surely, he's made the man enough money to get away with a little slick talk.
26. "Wu-Tang is for the children." -Ol' Dirty Bastard
ODB thought Wu-Tang's Forever would win Best Rap Album at the 1998 Grammys. When it lost to Puff Daddy's No Way Out, he bumrushed the stage and uttered the quote above.
25. "Nah, that's not true." -Rick Ross
When Rick Ross was informed that his former associate, Trick Daddy, was saying he'd been a corrections officer, he flat-out denied the accusations with a bold-faced lie. After that, he spent close to 10 minutes dissing Trick Daddy for being jealous and less financially stable.
24. "I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year." -Kanye West
Ye's been outspoken at award shows since the beginning of his career. When he lost Best New Artist to country artist Gretchen Wilson at the 2004 American Music Awards, he didn't take it lightly.
23. "A nigga just get confused." -Young Buck
In what was ultimately the death blow to his credibility, Young Buck was recorded pleading with 50 Cent on the phone, just days after shouting "Fuck G-Unit!" onstage. His financial problems and misguided loyalty were put on blast, and the Tennessee rapper hasn't been right since.
22. "Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell." -Redman
A tour of Redman's Staten Island pad made for the most memorable episode of MTV's Cribs, ever. The entire segment was awe-inspiring, but it's his doorbell instructions at the end that pushed the clip into classic territory.
21. "Big up to Flex. Stop taking so much cizock in his mizouth." -Nas
When Hot 97 wouldn't let Nas "lynch" a fake Jay-Z at Summer Jam, he got on rival station Power 105 and lost it. He called Cam'ron "wack," told N.O.R.E. to step his raps up, and referred to Def Jam and Hot 97 as "evil empires." The kicker came when he personally attacked Funkmaster Flex, accusing him taking payola and promoting a "corny" format.
20. "If it wasn't for race mixing, there'd be no video girls." -Kanye West
Kanye caused a bit of a stir when he told Essence his thoughts about interracial women, or "mutts," as he called them. The Congress of Racial Equality condemned 'Ye for what they perceived as putting down dark-skinned women.
19. "It's a difficult time for a lot of people right now." -Drake
In October 2011, Funkmaster Flex asked Drake about Pusha's subliminal disses towards him, and Drizzy was more than understanding. His nonchalance towards the entire conflict proved even more damning than an irate response.
18. "I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." -2Pac
In a 1994 interview with MTV, 2Pac went off about a variety of subjects: his "big mouth," the aggression in hip-hop, and his influence on listeners. The quote that stuck is this one about how words will inspire action. He followed that with: "If I keep talking about how dirty it is out here, somebody's gonna clean it up." Good point.
17. "Black Mafia. If they don't understand that, they ain't gangsta. I just watched TV and Bill Parcells kissed two or three of them boys...it's a Mafia thing." -Lil Wayne
This was Lil Wayne's attempt to brush off the photo of him and Birdman kissing as something "gangsta." It's not a bad spin, either, but Bill Parcels isn't in the Mafia, bro.
16. "J Dilla guided me through the mastering process." -Charles Hamilton
Although they'd never met, Charles Hamilton controversially listed deceased artist J Dilla as an executive producer on his debut album, attributing it to a "paranormal" connection. The hip-hop community was outraged, and it was one more strike against the kid obsessed with Sonic.
15. "How the fuck can I be a Republican when I got a song called 'Fuck tha Police'?" -Eazy E
After attending a White House luncheon that President George H. W. Bush was at, Eazy E had to defend his political stance. He distanced himself from both parties and stated that he wasn't even a voter, but the legend of his White House visit lives on.
14. "Why you don't wanna let him talk? You mad, you maaad, you maaaaad." -Cam'ron
Bill O'Reilly was supposed to moderate a conversation between Cam'ron, Dame Dash, and a Philadelphia principal about hip-hop's impact on the youth. Instead, his agenda against rap was overbearing and he wound up getting into a shouting match with Dash. Cam jumped in and mocked O'Reilly for getting flared up and it was television gold.
13. "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'ma let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!" -Kanye West
After downing much of a bottle of Hennessy, Kanye couldn't hold his tongue when Taylor Swift won Best Female Video at the 2009 VMAs. Outrage ensued, but the bold move resonated with some for its disregard for convention and authority. You gotta love it, somebody still speaks from the soul.
12. "I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old." -Flavor Flav
In a candid interview with Complex five years ago, Flavor Flav told us that his first time having sex was "on a box in the bushes." Then he told us that it happened when he was the age of the average first-grader. Shocking is an understatement, but you have to respect the early start.
11. "Y'all niggas wanna see 'Pac come back? Y'all wanna see this shit? It's here." -Ja Rule
Before Ja Rule got wrapped up in beef with 50 Cent, he was going back and forth with DMX. He hopped on Kay Slay to defend himself, which was cool, but then he compared himself to 2Pac and crossed over into insane territory.
10. "Then I'ma get my big homies on the phone that like niggas, and they gon rape that nigga. Bend that nigga over and stick it in that nigga booty." -Ray J
We have to take advantage of the fact that Ray J has rapped a handful of times in order to include him on this list, because his threats against Fabolous are as "outrageous" as it gets. We learned that he has an indoor pool and an outdoor pool, and that his goons have an extreme way of dealing with foes.
8. "Atlanta is not the South." -Pimp C
Frustrated with the state of Atlanta hip-hop, late Houston rapper Pimp C famously disassociated the city from the South because he felt its artists were fake.
7. "We don't fuck with you musically." -Kid Cudi
Wale was curious as to why Kanye West and Kid Cudi were hesitant to collaborate with him, and Cudi let it be known in a cover story interview with Complex. The quote went viral instantly, even making it to the front of T-shirts.
6. "Faith my homegirl. I just wanna send a shout out to Faith. Hey girl." -2Pac
2Pac infamously taunted Biggie by hinting that he'd been intimate with his wife, Faith Evans, in behind-the-scenes footage while on the set of his "California Love" music video. Another choice quote from the clip: "Next year, Death Row is gonna print our own money."
5. "The biggest terrorist is Obama." -Lupe Fiasco
Lupe's Lasers album contains lyrics that are critical of the War on Terror. When asked about them while promoting the LP, he used the moment as a platform to attack the President for his foreign policy. Similar quotes were repeated at an inauguration concert earlier this year, and those got Lupe booed off stage.
4. "I got raped when I was 11, and I loved it." -Lil Wayne
In footage captured for documentary The Carter, Weezy encouraged his teen artist Lil Twist to get sexually active in the creepiest way possible.
3. "I wouldn't call and tell anybody on him, but I'd probably move. But I'm not gonna call and be like, 'The serial killer's in 4E.'" -Cam'ron
The Snop Snitchin' campaign was so ubiquitious that Anderson Cooper did a report on its impact for 60 Minutes. Cam'ron was interviewed for the story and stood behind his "don't talk to police" mantra to hilarious result.
2. "George Bush doesn't care about black people." -Kanye West
Hurricane Katrina was tearing New Orleans apart, and the President's response time was less than satisfactory. Kanye took the opportunity to call him out on live television, and the rest is history. Literally. 'Ye received seemingly equal amounts of support and backlash for the comment, but it remains one of hip-hop's most shocking pop culture moments for people on both sides of the fence.
1. "We got food stamps. Glad to get the food stamps. Why wouldn't you want to get free money?" --Ol' Dirty Bastard
ODB's solo debut was one of the top 10 albums in the country, and he was rapping on Mariah Carey remixes, but he wasn't too proud to cash a welfare check—in front of MTV cameras, no less.