"Rap is such a complicated form of music," says Dana Perino, former White House press secretary and current Fox News commentator. Yesterday, after the White House responded to Jay-Z's "Open Letter," saying that President Obama had nothing to do with Jay-Z traveling to Cuba.

The White House response in itself was ridiculous but Perino takes it one step further because she was 'inspired' by Jay-Z.

She goes by Tiny D Day-P, she's "white like Casper" and has a "dog named Jasper." But here's her standout lyric: "And if you don't think Beyonce fears me, go ahead and ask her. If you love Castro, stick with Jay-Z, but if you love your freedom, pick Day-P, that's me.

Perino says she could be a rap superstar. We're all like: 

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