18. Charo "(Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus?" (1978)
People get the wrong idea about María Hernandez, aka Charo. She's a bubbly, uninhibited, classically trained guitarist who's been blessed with an abundance of natural gifts. So why all the hate? Is it because she wears red panties in the snow? Or maybe it's the whole "cuchi-cuchi" catchphrase. Whatever the reason, we wish people would just leave her alone so she can concentrate on doing what she does best—recording unlistenable tracks like this 1978 nugget "Mama—Where Is Santa Claus?"