Year: 1990
Produced By: The Underground
Album: Sex Packets
Label: Tommy Boy

"Freaks of the Industry" is an apt moniker for Shock G and Money B, from Oakland's Digital Underground. They weren't quite joke rap; they weren't quite sex rap; and they definitely weren't backpack rap. They were something different. And they were definitely freaks, judging from this song. The song's most famous lines come from Shock G's verse, and provide a sort of sex multiple choice test where it turns out that you're never right. In true Digital Underground fashion, this song about fucking ends with a piano solo.