When Omarion's new video dropped the other day, people hardly seemed to care that it was the song was more than a little reminiscent of Mario's "Break Up"—nope, they were too busy trying to figure out what was really happening with the back of dude's head. And it's official: there's an eyesore where his hair used to be (it's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold...). Shag action + LA logo = brand-new candidate for worst R&B haircut of the year!

The thing is, O's bad idea isn't even a lock for the award. Nope, R&B dudes have spent the past couple of years steadily one-upping each other with horrible domes (ayo2K!). Don't believe us? Read on...then print it out, take it to the barber shop, and let 'em know: "ANYTHING but this."

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OMARION
Oh, good, now we can finally have an uninterrupted view of what his barber calls the "You Got Served... A Shit Sandwich."

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OMARION BONUS!
Wait, we went to college with that dude. Last time we saw him, he was at a Palestinian Rights rally wearing motorcycle boots in 90-degree weather and gazing soulfully at chicks with leg hair.

kellz

R. KELLY
Gold jewelry, gold overcoat, gold braids. Where does it end, gold showers? Wait, don't answer that.

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BOBBY VALENTINO
Gentlemen of Leisure S-curl? Check. Faded sides? Check. 1984 prom picture look complete? Check. How can such a tiny man be so sensual?

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BOBBY VALENTINO BONUS!
Attention fans of this look: only available with limited-edition Number Asshole clippers.

lloyd

LLOYD
Hey, isn't that Yanni?

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LLOYD BONUS!
Nah, our bad. That's just an ugly chick who looks kinda like Yanni.

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AVERY STORM
Congratulations, Avery—you're the first person to out-porn-actor Pitbull!

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QUE FROM DAY 26
What's so bad about a high, tight fade? What's that? It's not a fade? It just looks that way because the side of his head are dyed platinum blonde? Well, in that case, please shoot us in the head.

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