Cash Money is an army, better yet...an army made up of washed-up recruits. Earlier this week, Bow Wow shocked the rap world when he announced that he has signed a new deal with Baby and Slim's iconic New Orleans label. And a few months ago, Philly rapper Freeway also announced that he has inked a deal with CMR. Who's next?
Since the label has started inviting refugees from other labels to join its roster, we decided to suggest some other artists in need of a career boost who could benefit from getting down with Cash Money. Check out the fake album covers and details behind our proposed projects below...
ARTIST: LL Cool J
CASH MONEY DEBUT: Baby Said Knock You Out
THE PITCH: After failing to go gold for the first time in his career with 2008's Exit 13, Uncle L is a free agent in need of some serious career counseling. Who better to get him back into fighting shape than Birdman? Please, call it a comeback!
STANDOUT TRACKS: "Purple Syrup In a Styrofoam Cup Getting Drunk By Weezy," "Tuesday & Thursday (Time To Take My Heart Pills)," "Jingling, Baby" (f/ Birdman's Balls)
ARTIST: The Game
CASH MONEY DEBUT: 1,000,000 Degreez
THE PITCH: First Juvenile put Cash Money on the map with his album 400 Degreez. Then Weezy threw a subliminal at him with 500 Degreez. Then Juvenile responded with 600 Degreez. And now The Game ups the ante (as he always does), rehashing and name-dropping everything his labelmates did before he joined the team, with even more degreez. A million of 'em!
STANDOUT TRACKS: "I Feel Like Dying, Too!", "I'm So Whodi," "One More Blood," "Slim's Advocate," "I Am The Hot Boyz"
CLICK NEXT FOR THREE MORE FUTURE CASH MONEY CLASSICS!
suckitmarshall August 20th, 2009 at 05:10 PM
CLASSIC.
G boy August 20th, 2009 at 05:48 PM
It was funny until you got to Nas. His sales have remain consistent for 12 years. Put 50 in the next one. His sales dropped 100,000%. You were on a roll until the last one.
Esco's bars August 20th, 2009 at 06:07 PM
u jus post it and try so funny ish ! cool but cool j is legendary goat ten times platinium but i understand cuz hes free agent... nas is the greatest lyricst ever every each time gold too
Hip-Hop 4 Life Bitches! August 20th, 2009 at 06:20 PM
They should of put Flavor Flav: Ugly & Thuggin'. I feel you G Boy, they lost it with that Nas one, these magazines love baggin' on Nas, and for what?
MikeyRibbz August 20th, 2009 at 06:43 PM
Pillmatic would be a dope song. Especially if Nas did it.
808 August 20th, 2009 at 06:50 PM
JACKASS...... you said " Pos, Dave and Trugoy " ....Dave and Trugoy are the same person.... Plug 3 is Maseo +++++++
myschel August 20th, 2009 at 07:00 PM
wow. this is the best list ever...hilarious
Josh August 20th, 2009 at 08:08 PM
Nas? Really?
stackbread August 20th, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Nas is a legend dosent need cash money to lyrical for them
MK August 20th, 2009 at 11:37 PM
The first two are perfect and instant classics. I died after seeing LL's cover and the description of Game's was too accurate.