Celebrity downfalls aren't hard to predict: First goes the fame...then goes the money...then goes the arm candy. So we were hardly shocked to hear that Damon Dash got hit with divorce papers from wifey Rachel Roy earlier this month. Damn, homie. Your boy is caught in an "L" rainstorm and he ain't got an umbrella.

But sometimes you gotta hit the bottom to get back on top, and we know you can't keep Dame down forever. We've already advised him on ways to get his swag back and now we're hand-picking 5 possible new girlfriends for the Roc-A-Fella co-founder. Out with the ex-girl, now it's on to the next girl...

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AUBREY O'DAY
WHY? An industry has-been veteran pimping dating a slored-out sexy chick? It's an easy way to stay relevant, word to Ice-T and Coco. Plus, c'mon: This ain't a bad way to get your mind off the ex.

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ANGELA YEE
WHY? The media has been fucking Dame for the last few months, so he might as well start fucking them. Angela's one of hip-hop's hottest gossip girls, so maybe she'll protect his name for a while. Until they break up. Then he's really fucked.

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OCTOMOM
WHY? Her face is twisted and she's more trifey than wifey, but think of it this way: Dame can start grooming the 8 future members of State Property 2025 early. EARLY!

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AMIL
WHY? Now that will make Jigga-man jealous. Ha ha.

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RACHEL RAY
WHY? The cooking monster is just one letter away from (and about 1,000 times uglier than) his ex-wifey, but hey—she got paper, her hand job game is aight, and (on the low) she pack an onion. Special bonus: Dame can keep his ex's monogrammed towels!