In my opinion, the euphoria of ecstasy would likely be hindered if it was achieved by way of a tablet modeled after the head of America's neo-Nazi-sympathizer-in-chief. Still, that hasn't stopped at least one ecstasy manufacturer from biting the orange bullet and—for some fucking reason—providing good-time seekers with Trump-themed tablets.

Roughly 5,000 of these hideous tablets were seized by German police, CNN reported Tuesday. According to local authorities, the tablets were discovered in a car in Lower Saxony during a search. A man, 51, and his 17-year-old son made a court appearance over the weekend. An arrest warrant has since been issued.

"During the search of the vehicle, police found about 5,000 ecstasy tablets with the portrait of the American president. ... The purchase value of the tablets amounts to approximately 11,000 euros ($12,939.02); the sales value amounts to approximately 39,000 euros ($45,862.05)," police said in a statement. According to German outlet The Local, similarly Trump-themed tablets were discovered in the U.K. back in July.

If you absolutely must consume ecstasy modeled after someone's head, do better. Maybe don't choose someone who's into staring directly at eclipses, misspelling the word "heal," and giving neo-Nazis endless excuses. Last week, for example, Trump went soft on neo-Nazis once again while speaking on the Charlottesville terror attack. "I think there's blame on both sides," he told reporters. "You look at both sides, I think there's blame on both sides. I have no doubt about it."

Stop disparaging ecstasy by modeling it after this imbecile's face.