Where to Get Free Sh*t on National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day is apparently a thing.

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National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, a real thing that people are actually acknowledging, is admittedly more than halfway over by now. This means many readers have likely already hit up their local chocolate chip cookie provider for totally healthy and wildly reasonable amounts of chocolate chip cookies, having since fallen into a deep slumber.

But in the event that the National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day mania has escaped you, or in the less likely event that those aforementioned slumbering readers suddenly awaken for more cookies, we've put together a proper guide to select deals and/or free offerings going down on this otherwise annoying Friday.

DoubleTree Hotel

No reservation required. Just waltz into a DoubleTree near you and get yourself a cookie for $0.00.

BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse

There's a slight catch to this one, but nothing that requires money to be exchanged. Just sign up for BJ's Premier Rewards program and you’ll be rewarded with a free Pizooki.

Nestle Toll House Cafe

No catch. Just free cookies at participating locations.

Coolhaus

Hit participating shops (or one of their trucks) for free sugar spikes with any purchase.

Corner Bakery Cafe

Corner Bakery's free-cookie-with-purchase offer lasts all weekend.

Go ahead, have cookies for breakfast...it’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day! Enjoy this classic from Corner Bakery today. pic.twitter.com/zeFsp8biDl

— cornerbakery (@CornerBakery) August 4, 2017

Houlihan's

At participating locations, you'll get a guilt-free chocolate chip cookie while dining.

Get a free cookie when you dine with us today, 8/4, at participating locations. Baggage included. #ChocolateChipCookieDay pic.twitter.com/noRYvM2uRO

— Houlihan's (@Houlihans) August 4, 2017

Pizza Inn

If you prefer your free cookies to both resemble and be accompanied by pizza, then this one's for you. Purchase of large pizza required.

Slow down & enjoy a FREE Medium Chocolate Chip Pizzert w/ purchase of Large pizza at menu price. Today only #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay pic.twitter.com/XJYgHjVASO

— Pizza Inn (@pizzainn) August 4, 2017

Please consume responsibly.

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