With the not-easily-mastered art of hoversex continuing to spread its pleasure thrills all over the world, the esteemed purveyors of nude cinema over at Brazzers have finally decided to translate the phenomenon into some obvious Oscar bait. The result, powerfully titled The Future of Fucking, was first unveiled back in January but has only just achieved proper viral attention thanks to a Tumblr-favored compilation clip recently encountered by the Daily Dot.
"They say you haven't truly fucked until you've fucked on a hoverboard," reads the film's description, a proclamation that actually seems fairly reasonable. The Future of Fucking, starring allegedly skilled hoverboarders Keiran Lee and Luna Star, has eschewed the usual Rotten Tomatoes approach toward critical mass by opting instead for near-unanimous praise across Tumblr and, well, mostly just Tumblr. However, as previously confirmed, Tumblr is in fact the true voice of the people.
With Red Tuesday currently creeping into otherwise boring relationships and promptly detonating them ahead of this weekend's Valentine's Day shenanigans, perhaps the answer to a truly rewarding and sustainable love life sex life really is as simple as copping a shamelessly non-hovering hoverboard.
