Though the world often feels like a vast and cruel expanse of nothingness, there are those making the best of that which sheer chance has rewarded them. Positivity, after all, goes a long way. One profound example of this Zen-like approach to the future of mankind revolves around the powerful hashtag #sph. Sadly, #sph doesn’t have anything to do with Super Patriotic Huskies (SPH) like this:
Instead, #sph is all about that strenuous Small Penis Humiliation lifestyle because, well, of course it is. According to the Daily Star's surely scientific research, "thousands" of British men often spend at least some amount of time searching for the perfect person to verbally degrade their less-than-large penises on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, and fetish-friendly sites like Collarspace and Fetlife:
In fact, some of these dudes (presumably not all of British origin) are even willing to pay for the act. This side of the #sph universe often involves payments made via Paypal, Amazon wish lists, and other similar methods. "I got into it out of curiosity," a woman known as "Michelle" tells the Star of her experiences on Collarspace. "I was bored. It's amusing. But I don't get paid for it."
"If they allow others to ridicule them, in a sense they keep control of the situation," sexpert Dr. Pam Spurr explains. "Or it can be a genuine desire to be made to feel bad, humiliated, and less-than-a-man. Because this reflects the actual truth [that] they feel less-than-a-man." For what it's worth, these findings have at least allowed someone to use the phrase "tiny todgers" in a super serious news piece.
