College is more about life lessons than what you learn in books, and the Columbia University Bwog is staying true to form by asking seniors what they've learned as undergrads. Strangely, one of the most popular questions involves a preference: Oral sex or cheese. According to this year's results, cheese is more popular than oral sex. Yeah, we don't get it either.
So basically, the results show that 58 percent of seniors would rather eat cheese than have oral sex. Maybe we'd understand better if they were referring to money as cheese, but no, they mean cheese. Like, actual cheddar cheese.
Kids these days.