The Funniest Strip Club Reviews on Yelp: Portland Edition

Portland, OR is different from other major American cities. Indeed, the city's residents pride themselves on this, and will go to considerable lengths to maintain the rep. But "Keep Portland Weird!," a rallying cry lifted from Austin, TX, goes beyond crunchy, twee culture. 

Fact: Portland has the most strip clubs per capita of any U.S. city. Fact: Portland has a vegan strip club. Fact: Portland has earned its weird stripes.

Peruse Yelp for a few hours and you'll uncover significant strangeness amid the strip club reviews. It's like peeling a rotten, laughing orange. Why is it laughing? Because Portland is fucking weird.

Enjoy the Funniest Strip Club Reviews on Yelp: Portland Edition.

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