Address: 1219 9th St. NW
Located in Shaw, right next to the Convention Center, this place draws people that are either generally impressed by it, are too lazy to find a better place to waste their money, or are only visiting and therefore don't know any better. Either way, it's sad, like an airport bar: You go because it's there. Inside, you'll find that it's overrun by endless liquor and beer swag, all of the lights, and other junk. You're not at a bar. You're inside an episode of Hoarders. (Which is just as good a reason to drink.) Try to watch a college football game here and you'll instantly be reminded of why you hate the BCS.