Valentine's Day is here, and it's not the easiest day to get right. What does she want? Should you go fancy or modest? Chocolates, roses, teddy bear, puppy? Sheesh, there are so many ways to get it wrong.

And yet, there is nothing so wrong as a creepy vintage Valentine's Day card. They were really creepy back then: cute kids exchanging sexually suggestive puns; inanimate objects looking for love; a dog farting on a man in bed who is dreaming of cheese. This was how you declared your love back then. What were these people thinking?

Here are 25 of the creepiest. If you're down in the dumps because you don't think you'll be getting a card from a special someone this year, just pray that Judy from accounting doesn't slip one of these into your inbox.

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