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25 Hilarious "Help Wanted" Signs

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We all know that times are hard. Finding a good job isn't easy in this economy, but neither is finding good help. While some technologically savvy employers look to the Internet for applicants, others decide that their future employees are hidden in plain sight among their customers and the foot traffic around their establishment so they post signs in their windows and on road signs.

This is not always such a great idea. Sometimes the signs are hilarious red flags to potential employees, warning them that they should look elsewhere for a paycheck. We found some of those signs for this list of 25 Hilarious "Help Wanted" Signs.

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Computer Literate

Computer Literate

Just plain literate will suffice.

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Job Finders

Job Finders

Such sweet irony.

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Food Experience A Must

Food Experience A Must

We know the type.

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Sirius

Sirius

Like the satellite radio?

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Taco Bell

Taco Bell

Ugh, make it stop.

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Wendy's

Wendy's

You get discounts on Frostys and Baconators...sounds like a win in our opinion.

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Good English

Good English

They clearly needed that position filled like yesterday.

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Boyfriend

Boyfriend

It's true, he will.

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Salad Tossers

Salad Tossers

There will be a practical component to this application so get your tongs and dressing ready.

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Minions

Minions

One of those once-in-a-lifetime opportunities that only a fool would pass up.

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Meat Managers

Meat Managers

We know exactly what kind of "experience" they're looking for. Application submitted.

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Young Girls

Young Girls

That can not be kosher.

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Woman's Work

Woman's Work

We're not touching this one.

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Ninja Turtles

Ninja Turtles

Finally!

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Exotic Dancers

Exotic Dancers

Play your position, ladies.

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Pudding Business

Pudding Business

Bill Cosby, we know you're behind this.

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Now Hiring Now

Now Hiring Now

Looks like they're hiring now.

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Store Closing

Store Closing

Temp gig.

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No Dinosaurs

No Dinosaurs

It was probably that kind of discrimination that tanked the company.

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Piano Player

Piano Player

Mozart, Chopin, and clams casino.

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Skeletor

Skeletor

"Myaaah!!"

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Crybag

Crybag

Tears are not a tasty pizza topping.

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Kitchen

Kitchen

Is a helf something like a milf?

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Dominate

Dominate

Make English your biotch.

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Not Doing Me A Favor

Not Doing Me A Favor

We're going to assume the last employee wasn't that great.

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