25 Inappropriate Christmas Church Signs

Classy joint. We wouldn't be surprised if reservations were suggested.

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Point made.

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Yeah, you know, baby Jesus will be there too, maybe.

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Think about that the next time you want to catch a flake on your tongue.

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Who?

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All are welcome...except you people.

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So much for not casting stones.

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Facts over faith...wait what?

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Suck it, Santa.

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What year is it again?

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Go and have your White Christmas somewhere else.

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Pretty sure that isn't in the Bible.

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Tithes will make her dance.

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A unique interpretation, that's for sure.

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All you can do is scratch your head at this one.

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Tell us how you really feel.

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If you made it through the 3rd grade, you should be set.

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Christmas and Easter like clockwork.

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What Would Santa Do? Probably nothing.

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Pushing things on people whether they like it or not? That is so out of character for a church.

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Damn, being called out by a church sign is embarrassing.

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G.O.D or G.O.P?

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At least it's saved right between "the grocery store" and "mexican restaurant".

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So much for lifting every voice. Maybe you should just hum along this year.

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It's all about keeping your priorities in order.

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