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While Christmas tree decorations were once limited to generic ornaments and innocent stars or angels as tree toppers, the trees of our generation push the limits of what's considered normal. Which of these 20 Inappropriate Items Placed on Christmas Trees would you consider for your own home? Hopefully none.
Sorting Hat
Sorting Hat
As if Christmas wasn't filled with enough judgment already, the Sorting Hat ponders upon the fate of this tree.
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Mary (Shelley) Christmas
Mary (Shelley) Christmas
An attempted re-creation of Frankenstein's monster, experimenting with wooden tree bodies.
Viking Helmet
Viking Helmet
Perhaps this tree belongs in a Minnesota family home?
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Einstein for Newton
Einstein for Newton
Einstein chooses to celebrate Isaac Newton over Jesus Christ.
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
R.I.P., and sorry someone had to stick something up your butt, but good news for you, Stevejobs Squarehead, Apple products are still popular Christmas gifts.
Meme-fest
Meme-fest
Meme characters take over and throw a party on your tree, topped with their star-headed leader.
Yoda
Yoda
Who needs an angel of protection when Yoda's sitting atop your tree, ready with his lightsaber?
Evil Monster
Evil Monster
No kids would probably want to go near this tree, but the monster might actaully be effective in keeping some annoying guests away.
Gothic Monster
Gothic Monster
She could have been an angel in another life, but her arms are more suggestive of an attack than a hug.
Ballerina Barbie
Ballerina Barbie
As long as you're comfortable with it, she'll be straddling your tree all season.
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Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
This Jedi master will keep better watch than any tree topper angel.
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Busch Angel
Busch Angel
Finally, an angel that wishes us a beer-y Christmas.
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Barbie and Ken Sitting In a Tree
Barbie and Ken Sitting In a Tree
Looks like they're more than K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
