No Romo: The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Sports Names of All Time

These are athletes, not porn stars.

October 20, 2010
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No Romo: The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Sports Names of All Time

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What's in a name? Well, if you're an athlete and your name is Joe Smith, Josh Smith, or Steve Smith—not much. But if your name is, say, Ron Tugnutt? Let's just say you're gonna hear a lot more than just boos at your next road game. The former NHL goalie turns 43 today, and in honor of his comically bawdy moniker, we're taking a look back at The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Sports Names of All Time. How stiff (II) was the competition? So stiff that Tugnutt didn't even crack the list. If you keep clicking, though, you will see no less than eight Dicks...and even a Harry one.

Randy Johnson

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Paul Dickov

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Rusty Kuntz

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Dean Windass

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Pete LaCock

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Misty Hyman

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Johnny Dickshot

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Harry Dick

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Harry Colon

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Dick Wantz

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Jack Glasscock

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David Seaman

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Gaylord Perry

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Golden Johnson

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Dick Riffle

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Todd Weiner

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Dick Johnson

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Dizzy Nutter

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Ben Gay

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Dick Pole

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Dan Dickau

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Ivana Mandic

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Dick Bender

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Dick Trickle

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Dick Butkus

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