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lead
Who doesn't love body shots, right? Wrong. You suck if you take body shots. This is your PSA for the week, you check? Check out the photographic evidence illustrating the horror of this practice. Just drink alcohol like a regular person. Tell the "SPRING BREAK WOOO!" side of your personality to go die.
yeah
That t-shirt is so truuuuu. Love stinks—drink well tequila out of dirty navels instead!
scary
It looks like she's about to be sacrificed. Always a good look!
old
Make body shots apart of your family reunion! Your grandchildren will hate you!
noone
It's funny because he doesn't have boobs!
kid
Body shots with Mom!
hair
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
fail
Drawing + Liquor = BIG FUN!
chain
Sick chain, bruh!
butt
And that was the night everything changed...
boobs
"He took the whole glass," the crowd exclaimed.
megaphone
Yeah, headband! Bro, yeah!
blowup
We give points, at least, for not doing an actual body shot. But we take those points away for owning a blow-up doll.
beer
Nothing quite like the taste of warm Natty out of a man's belly button.
babies
Marvin Gaye asked that we "save the babies." He didn't think they'd need saving from this. He was wrong.