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Body Shots: How to Look Like a Douche Without Even Trying

Just don't do it.

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Who doesn't love body shots, right? Wrong. You suck if you take body shots. This is your PSA for the week, you check? Check out the photographic evidence illustrating the horror of this practice. Just drink alcohol like a regular person. Tell the "SPRING BREAK WOOO!" side of your personality to go die.

yeah

That t-shirt is so truuuuu. Love stinks—drink well tequila out of dirty navels instead!

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scary

It looks like she's about to be sacrificed. Always a good look!

old

Make body shots apart of your family reunion! Your grandchildren will hate you!

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noone

It's funny because he doesn't have boobs!

kid

Body shots with Mom!

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hair

Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

fail

Drawing + Liquor = BIG FUN!

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chain

Sick chain, bruh!

butt

And that was the night everything changed...

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boobs

"He took the whole glass," the crowd exclaimed.

megaphone

Yeah, headband! Bro, yeah!

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blowup

We give points, at least, for not doing an actual body shot. But we take those points away for owning a blow-up doll.

beer

Nothing quite like the taste of warm Natty out of a man's belly button.

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babies

Marvin Gaye asked that we "save the babies." He didn't think they'd need saving from this. He was wrong.

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