Bayonetta is to Devil May Cry what Heavenly Sword is to God of War: a huge rip-off. Demons, killing things, yada yada. Let's just be clear on one thing: If you take guns, a tight open-back leather jumpsuit, high heels, and wrap it all (tightly) around a hot girl, we'll enjoy it very much. Plus the glasses. Ohhh, the glasses. Eva Angelina, we're looking at you for the movie version!