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66. Tom Cruise Jumps On Oprah's Couch

Viral Date: May 2005

There have long been rumors that Tom Cruise is gay, so to prove that he was heterosexual and really in love with his then-new girlfriend Katie Holmes, he flipped out on The Oprah Winfrey Show, melodramatically dropping to one knee, pumping his fist, and jumping all over O's couch to show how happy she'd made him. Because all straight guys do that kinda shit.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Cruise and Holmes are now married with a daughter, so if he is gay, damn, dude really knows how to stay in character.

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