Last night Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook's COO Sheryl Sandberg invited Charlie Rose to their Palo Alto, Calif. headquarters and answered a number of questions regarding the world's largest social network. Mark and Sheryl explained that behind all the money and world domination, Facebook is really just about sharing. Zuckerberg's goal, he said, is to make it easy as possible for everyone to share what they feel comfortable sharing with people they deem fit. You can say his mission has been accomplished. 500 million people use Facebook everyday to share stories, news, and photos. And also, fuckery. Yep, the amount of silliness that goes down on Facebook is ridiculous. So much so that when we went out to try to tamp it down to a nice even 50 examples, it proved to be a super daunting task. But we did it. From horrible spelling and grammar, to people with no filter, we present to you, for your amusement, the 50 Most Ridiculous Facebook Status Fails. Let's call this volume one, shall we? 

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    Ugh November 8th, 2011 at 02:15 PM

    I wonder what will become of poor Matthew once he learns that not only is the Sun a star, but also that a tomato is a fruit.

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    Flo November 8th, 2011 at 02:47 PM

    Beef comes from where?

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      Kat November 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM

      "Beef comes from wows." My thoughts exactly Flo, wayne & dnd! Hello!

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    G-Five-Letters November 8th, 2011 at 02:59 PM

    Beef comes from rappers obviously

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    Garrett Wesley November 8th, 2011 at 04:51 PM

    How can I get a pet "wow"???

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    Niritori November 8th, 2011 at 06:25 PM

    Lmao, hilarious.

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    Miss B. November 8th, 2011 at 09:04 PM

    lol behove...sounds so funnny

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    javier November 9th, 2011 at 08:46 AM

    dude ok why would u post having a three some with a girl on your wall especially if you have a girlfirend !!!!!!!!!! smh

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    wayne November 9th, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    you need to proofread your shit man, there's typos everywhere

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    dnd November 9th, 2011 at 02:35 PM

    "Where Does Steak Come From? Hey Dana. Let us answer this conundrum for you. Steak is beef. Beef comes from wows..." Don't you mean cows? o.O

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    ryan bonline November 9th, 2011 at 04:18 PM

    the people in the farmville pic about sleeping with the same girl, are both girls. hottttttt!!!

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