The Car Exhaust Grill
Brand: Roohollah Merrikhpour from Iran
Mmmm, cancer never tasted so good! This invention allows users to make nice savory burgers with car exhaust. The makers say the fumes stay away from the burger, but really, is it worth the risk? Plus, if you don't have the time to make a burger, but you do have the time to use an ignorant device like this, you need to re-prioritize your life.