The 12 Most Ridiculous Clothing Brand Names Right Now

Let's not overstate the importance of a brand name. Sometimes you see a piece that you've gotta have (on Tumblr, inevitably), only to find out the brand has a stupid name. Oh well. Doesn't mean you can't wear it. Just lie when someone asks you who makes it.

Not to mention, brand names, especially crazy ones, stick like glue to memory section of our brains. So maybe a ridiculous brand name isn't such a bad thing. There could be a great story behind why a brand decided to name itself, even if it's after a prehistoric caveman or part of the female anatomy. But sometimes, the name just goes a little overboard, so get your "huh?" face ready as we reveal The Most Ridiculous Clothing Brand Names Right Now.

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We understand this is a clever mix between a Minor Threat song and the fact the brand advocates veganism, but do you gotta make me feel bad for wearing quality shoes?

Why do I feel sexy, but very panicked at the same time while wearing this brand?

It's like they had a brainstorm with thousands of names that they couldn't quite fully cosign, until someone said, "C'mon! One of these has to be good enough!"

GENIUS.

...if I wear these shirts around women.

"Hey man, what brand is that tee? It's pretty cool!"

"No man, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME."

You will most likely find the residue of the human who put together your piece, so don't wash it if you want to pay homage to that poor soul forever.

Here's one way to sell shirts: Insult customers by calling them cavemen.

We know the name was originated to sound unlike any other brand, and it certainly succeeds at that.

I hope Biggie's camp is getting royalties off this.

This sounds like a brand intended for people who wear aluminum foil helmets to protect their minds from being read.

We know this appeals to skaters, but it's a little limiting for the demographic, no?

I feel like... I've heard this somewhere before. Almost like... this isn't a 100% original idea.